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Thursday, January 8, 2009

Pregnancy Questions & Answers


Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.


Source: butlerwebs
Cartoon Source: http://www.glasbergen.com/images/fit129.gif

2 comments:

  1. Hello Renu
    hahahahahahahaha you copied some of my jokes on Indian Parenting community - I posted them earlier. Am glad you like them.

    Am a huge fan of Glasbergen and I see another fan in the making!! Keep it up!!

    Viren

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